princedcharming18:

Sometimes crying gets old.

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Psats tho

like-yeahh:

Last year: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A COW?!?!?!
This year: HAVE YOU EVER REALLY SEEN THE GRAND CANYON?!?!??!

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hellismysafetyschool:

College Board: unfortunately half of our National Merit Scholars have been disqualified after we found their blogs

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  • Teacher:.......
  • Student:.......
  • Teacher:.......
  • Student:*sneezes*
  • Teacher:*takes out flamethrower*
  • Teacher:You spread Ebola on you answer sheet! It must be destroyed!
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thecommonwhiterabbit:

Crimson leaves
Falling
Like my chances of getting into college

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support group for those that had form w

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  • Me:mom my post on tumblr about the PSAT got over 1000 notes
  • Mother:OHMYGOD TAKE THAT OFF RIGHT NOW. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? That's illegal! YOU SIGNED AN AGREEMENT IN CURSIVE. YOU TOOK AN OATH. I CANT BELIEVE YOU. THEY WILL FIND YOU AND THEY WILL ARREST YOU.
  • Me:Um mother I think you're dehumanizing me right now and just really need appreciate life like Jasmine and really see things. SEE them. Maybe take some time to calm down, write some leaf poetry,walk your dolphin. Go to your piano recital.
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  • high school students:*makes tons of posts involving crimson leaves, grand canyon, and some guy with calligraphy and ends up making an entire sub-fandom about psats*
  • college students:what the fuck
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PSATS

  • PSATS:lol write in cursive
  • PSATS:the lenses were like soup bowls
  • PSATS:shut up harry potter fandom gdi
  • PSATS:the grand canyon has a fixed value of P
  • PSATS:The value P is reduced to 1/1000000000 when a man from Boston visits the grand canyon.
  • PSATS:positive reinforcement is dehumanizing
  • PSATS:we must train our children like dolphins
  • PSATS:improve the thing
  • PSATS:criMSON LEAVES FALLING
  • PSATS:*quietly sobs* why won't you ask me about my calligraphy
  • PSATS:interviewer didn't ask about my calligraphy
  • PSATS:have you seen the grand canyon
  • PSATS:have you really seen it
  • PSATS:you haven't really seen it
  • PSATS:you haven't seen it unTIL YOU'VE FUCKED IT
  • PSATS:FUCK THE GRAND CANYON
  • PSATS:MAKE LOVE TO THOSE ROCKS
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fanofphan:

the fact that an american standardized test turned into a meme should tell you how hilarious the american education system is 

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  • What she says:I'm fine.
  • What she means:I will never see the grand canyon like Lopez de Cardenas
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lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

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